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September 27, 2024Making Plans on the Group Chat BINGO
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May 9, 2024Deciphering Your Daughter’s “MOM” Texts
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February 1, 2024Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Possibly Flirtatious Texts
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August 25, 2023It’s Time for the Monthly Text to Confirm Our Friendship
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September 15, 2022Title to a Modern Art Exhibit or Text from One of My Parents Where the History of Autocorrection Is Unclear?
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December 9, 2021Famous Male Writers Text “U Up?”
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April 28, 2020Sexy Emojis Redefined for the Quarantine Era
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April 13, 2020Ghosted By Godot
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October 3, 2019Is Group Chat Therapy Right for You?
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March 26, 2018I’ll Ping You
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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