👉👌
“Look! I’m pointing at a tiny germ on my hand! Who knows if it is harmless or is responsible for a global pandemic!”
✊🍆
“I stand with unions that represent grocery workers and other essential employees. Fight the power!”
❤️ 💓💘🌙
“I have a pre-existing heart condition and am immunocompromised. Goodnight!”
🍌🌮💦😜
“I ran out of bananas weeks ago, my favorite taco place closed permanently, my only pastime is showering, and I have an eye infection but am too scared to go to the doctor.”
🍾🎆💑
“I’m scared that this quarantine won’t be over by summer. What if I can’t go home for my family’s 4th of July party? It could be GramGram’s last year. Oh god, don’t think about GramGram, alone in that nursing home.”
👄🙆📹😵
“Will I just keep putting on a full face of makeup to make dance videos on Tik Tok until I die? Is this all there is?”
👅👇😈
“I accidentally licked the germ on my hand, and now I’m gonna die and go down to meet the devil who will be happy that I’m such an idiot. How could I have forgotten to wash my hands!?”
🙌🥵🙏
“I have given up. I spend my days crying hysterically. I’ve resorted to saying a prayer every night for sweet relief.”
🏠👀🍾😩💦
“Oh my god, I was sitting in my house and my roommate had to watch my appendix burst because I couldn’t go to the hospital to get a proper appendectomy. We had to fashion a system to drain my abdomen with a bendy straw and a Ziploc bag.”
🔜💃🕺🎶
“The isolation will soon unravel me. Through the haze, I see visions of people dancing, dancing to music I cannot hear. Each moment is torture.”
🎫🎭🎪🏟⁉
“What are these objects!? Do you remember? These symbols…they mean nothing to me anymore.”
🍞🤳
“Well, I guess I’ll just go feed my sourdough starter and post about it on Instagram.”