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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack
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August 14, 2023Predictive Texts for the Conflict-Averse
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December 14, 2021The Labor Shortage Hits Scrooge & Marley
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March 25, 2021Unsolicited Texts I Get from White Allies
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November 10, 2017Taylor Swift Song or Passive Aggressive Text from My Mother?
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August 14, 2017On Tonight’s Episode of Hoarders: The Digital Edition
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July 11, 2017TMB4TM (Text Messages Before Text Messaging)
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December 12, 2016Sexts from My Wife After She’s Gone to Bed Early
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March 2, 2016Texts My Father Sent That Can Also Be Microfiction
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November 5, 2015Email Subject Heading from the Democratic National Committee or Text from an Emotionally Immature Friend?
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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