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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack
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August 14, 2023Predictive Texts for the Conflict-Averse
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December 14, 2021The Labor Shortage Hits Scrooge & Marley
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March 25, 2021Unsolicited Texts I Get from White Allies
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November 10, 2017Taylor Swift Song or Passive Aggressive Text from My Mother?
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August 14, 2017On Tonight’s Episode of Hoarders: The Digital Edition
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July 11, 2017TMB4TM (Text Messages Before Text Messaging)
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December 12, 2016Sexts from My Wife After She’s Gone to Bed Early
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March 2, 2016Texts My Father Sent That Can Also Be Microfiction
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November 5, 2015Email Subject Heading from the Democratic National Committee or Text from an Emotionally Immature Friend?
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 26, 2025We Promised to Bring Back a Golden Age—But We Never Actually Specified Which Golden Age
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February 26, 2025An Updated Guide to Generations