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March 20, 2025No One on the Basketball Moms Text Thread Laughed When I Compared Our Winless Season to Billy Joel’s “Goodnight Saigon”
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack
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August 14, 2023Predictive Texts for the Conflict-Averse
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December 14, 2021The Labor Shortage Hits Scrooge & Marley
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March 25, 2021Unsolicited Texts I Get from White Allies
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November 10, 2017Taylor Swift Song or Passive Aggressive Text from My Mother?
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August 14, 2017On Tonight’s Episode of Hoarders: The Digital Edition
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July 11, 2017TMB4TM (Text Messages Before Text Messaging)
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December 12, 2016Sexts from My Wife After She’s Gone to Bed Early
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March 2, 2016Texts My Father Sent That Can Also Be Microfiction
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 2, 2025Increasingly Inconvenient MTA Service Advisories
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real