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All posts tagged
the-bible
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September 3, 2024The Sacrificial Ram Has a Few Complaints
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May 28, 2024God’s Slack Channel for #Revelation
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May 20, 2024And on the Seventh Day, They Planned Their Meals for the Week
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March 28, 2024Special Features of Trump’s Bible
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March 13, 2024The Meek Who Shall Inherit the Earth Lodge a Complaint
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July 18, 2023Popular Sins, Explained
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April 25, 2023Smutty Books Have No Place in Our Schools. It’s Time to Ban the Bible
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April 7, 2023I Am Noah and I Need to Look at Your Animals’ Pee-Pees
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April 6, 2023Tripadvisor Reviews of Moses, Desert Tour Guide
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April 5, 2023Are You There God? It’s Me, Moses.
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead