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the-future
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October 22, 2024We Didn’t Vote for Kamala Harris Back in 2024, and Now We’re Stuck in This MAGA Work Camp on Mount Rushmore
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July 29, 2024The Backstreet Boys’ Commanding Officer Dresses Them Down After the Catastrophic Battle in Their “Larger Than Life” Music Video
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March 6, 2024We Are the Babies of the World, and We Are Keeping Track of People Who Are Being Jerks About Us
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January 8, 2024Your AI Boss Is Back from Vacation and Full of New Ideas
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October 14, 2022A Voter’s Guide to the 2050 Election, Written by Your New Robot Overlords
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August 3, 2022Hell’s Department of Suffering and Horror Is Now Accepting Applications for the Next National Nightmare
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March 18, 2022A Typical Day in 2040
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July 15, 2021Tweets from the Bath & Body Works Crisis Communications Team in the Year 2030
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November 11, 2020The Unbearable Persistence of Whiteness: Ivanka Trump’s Post-White House Adventures
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September 21, 2020I Can’t Wait Until 2020 Is Over
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires