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All posts tagged
transportation
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October 6, 2022Modes of Transportation I Trust More Than Tesla’s Self-Driving Cars
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December 5, 2017Uber Would Like to Send You Status Updates About Your Driver
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April 27, 2016In Defense of Train Subsidies, by Someone Trapped in the Bathroom of a Southbound Rail Car
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March 2, 2015Sorry I’m Late, But This Morning’s Commute Was a Killer
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June 5, 2013Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #14: The Trouble with Trains
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August 2, 2012Questions From a Helpless Megabus Passenger
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February 24, 2012Planning of Municipal Bus Line 11A Three Weeks Into the First Ron Paul Administration
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September 7, 2010A Hot Air Balloon Captain Addresses His Crew On the Eve of a Very Important Hot Air Balloon Race
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally