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September 22, 2017

The Coffin Industry Proudly Supports the Graham-Cassidy Health Care Bill

by Matthew Disler
September 21, 2017

Why Won’t You Just Let Us Pass a Health Care Bill and Kill a Few Million People?

by Bob Vulfov
July 29, 2017

Top Gun’s Maverick Addresses the Application of the Term “Maverick” to Senator John McCain

by Susan Harlan
July 26, 2017

If You Give a Poor a Doctor

by River Clegg
July 17, 2017

Doctors’ Note: Senator McCain Will Return to Repeal Obamacare as Soon as He’s Recovered, Thanks to Obamacare

by Sasha Stewart
July 6, 2017

Healthcare Promo Codes

by Keaton Patti
July 5, 2017

I Don’t Care Who You Are or What Color Your Skin Is, I Will Do Anything to Make Sure You Get Your Health Care Denied

by Joe Hospodor
June 29, 2017

GOP Description of Trumpcare or Quote from a Villain in the Die Hard Franchise?

by Sara Sligar
June 28, 2017

My Name is Mitch McConnell and I Owe Thanatos, the God of Death, 22 Million Human Souls

by Bob Vulfov
June 27, 2017

I Only Protested the Affordable Care Act Because the President Was Black. Please Don’t Take Away My Health Insurance

by David Bradley Isenberg

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
October 28, 2024

The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets

by Katryn Bury
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton

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November 4, 2024

Don’t Worry—This Is Exactly How the Founding Fathers Intended You to Feel on Election Day

by Amanda Lehr
November 4, 2024

270 Reasons: Because There Are No Rights, No Freedoms That Some Extremists Won’t Try to Take From Us

by Christian F. Nunes
November 4, 2024

Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care

by Jennie Egerdie
November 3, 2024

Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen

by Tom Ellison