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uncles
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August 15, 2024If Tim Walz Is America’s Dad, These Are America’s Other Family Members
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May 1, 2024Why You Must Listen to the Dune: Part Two Soundtrack at Your Uncle Tim’s Wedding
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April 1, 2024What to Say When Your Family Opens Your Uncle’s Casket During His Wake and Finds It Empty
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November 21, 2023Thanksgiving Is Always Ruined by That One Uncle Obsessed with Steely Dan
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January 18, 2021Fake MLK Quotes Your Stepdad Gary Posted to Prove He’s Definitely Not a Racist
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June 6, 2018Entourage Star Adrian Grenier or My Uncle Who Recently Tried Ayahuasca and is Now “Totally Enlightened”?
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June 29, 2017An Oral History of the iPhone, as Told By My Mom Trying to Take Family Photos
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January 29, 2016Uncle Larry Explains the Logistics of His Primo Fanny Pack
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March 27, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Kidding
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally