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All posts tagged
uncles
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August 15, 2024If Tim Walz Is America’s Dad, These Are America’s Other Family Members
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May 1, 2024Why You Must Listen to the Dune: Part Two Soundtrack at Your Uncle Tim’s Wedding
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April 1, 2024What to Say When Your Family Opens Your Uncle’s Casket During His Wake and Finds It Empty
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November 21, 2023Thanksgiving Is Always Ruined by That One Uncle Obsessed with Steely Dan
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January 18, 2021Fake MLK Quotes Your Stepdad Gary Posted to Prove He’s Definitely Not a Racist
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June 6, 2018Entourage Star Adrian Grenier or My Uncle Who Recently Tried Ayahuasca and is Now “Totally Enlightened”?
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June 29, 2017An Oral History of the iPhone, as Told By My Mom Trying to Take Family Photos
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January 29, 2016Uncle Larry Explains the Logistics of His Primo Fanny Pack
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March 27, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Kidding
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires