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All posts tagged

vapid

July 16, 2012

I am Young, Vapid, and Want to Complain

by Genevieve A.

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November 6, 2024

I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate

by Devorah Blachor
November 8, 2024

Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe

by Amanda Lehr
November 6, 2024

Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad

by Carlos Greaves
November 8, 2024

Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires

by Eli Grober

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by Emily Flake
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I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place

by Luke Brody
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I’m Willing to Give Our Alien Overlords a Second Chance

by Rachel Klein
November 15, 2024

I’m Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and It’s Time to Build a Healthcare System for 2025 BCE

by Jack Stebbins