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All posts tagged
war
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September 17, 2024Of Course We’re Going to Keep Feeding the Grizzly Bear
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March 13, 2024The Meek Who Shall Inherit the Earth Lodge a Complaint
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December 29, 2023Statement from the University on Current Tensions in the Place You’re Probably Thinking About When You Read This
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February 24, 2022I’m Dying to Hear What You, Some Guy on the Internet, Has to Say About the Russian Invasion of Ukraine
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February 24, 2022Vladimir Putin May Have Launched an Unprovoked Invasion of Ukraine, But at Least He’s Never Asked You to Use a Same-Sex Bathroom
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June 4, 2020We Must Use the Military to Protect America From Its Greatest Threat: America
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January 7, 2020The Case For War, By Someone Whose Kids Won’t Die Fighting In It
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January 6, 2020You Are a Traitor and a Moron If You Don’t Support the Impending War With the Country That’s Next to That Other Country
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June 14, 2019I Don’t Actually Have to Sell This War With Iran, Do I?
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March 27, 2018Everything You Need to Know Before the Premiere of World War III
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday
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January 16, 2025A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought