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All posts tagged
war
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September 17, 2024Of Course We’re Going to Keep Feeding the Grizzly Bear
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March 13, 2024The Meek Who Shall Inherit the Earth Lodge a Complaint
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December 29, 2023Statement from the University on Current Tensions in the Place You’re Probably Thinking About When You Read This
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February 24, 2022I’m Dying to Hear What You, Some Guy on the Internet, Has to Say About the Russian Invasion of Ukraine
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February 24, 2022Vladimir Putin May Have Launched an Unprovoked Invasion of Ukraine, But at Least He’s Never Asked You to Use a Same-Sex Bathroom
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June 4, 2020We Must Use the Military to Protect America From Its Greatest Threat: America
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January 7, 2020The Case For War, By Someone Whose Kids Won’t Die Fighting In It
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January 6, 2020You Are a Traitor and a Moron If You Don’t Support the Impending War With the Country That’s Next to That Other Country
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June 14, 2019I Don’t Actually Have to Sell This War With Iran, Do I?
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March 27, 2018Everything You Need to Know Before the Premiere of World War III
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner