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All posts tagged
war
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September 17, 2024Of Course We’re Going to Keep Feeding the Grizzly Bear
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March 13, 2024The Meek Who Shall Inherit the Earth Lodge a Complaint
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December 29, 2023Statement from the University on Current Tensions in the Place You’re Probably Thinking About When You Read This
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February 24, 2022I’m Dying to Hear What You, Some Guy on the Internet, Has to Say About the Russian Invasion of Ukraine
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February 24, 2022Vladimir Putin May Have Launched an Unprovoked Invasion of Ukraine, But at Least He’s Never Asked You to Use a Same-Sex Bathroom
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June 4, 2020We Must Use the Military to Protect America From Its Greatest Threat: America
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January 7, 2020The Case For War, By Someone Whose Kids Won’t Die Fighting In It
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January 6, 2020You Are a Traitor and a Moron If You Don’t Support the Impending War With the Country That’s Next to That Other Country
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June 14, 2019I Don’t Actually Have to Sell This War With Iran, Do I?
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March 27, 2018Everything You Need to Know Before the Premiere of World War III
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club