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All posts tagged
warnings
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July 9, 2024Terrifying Warnings for the Gurgle-Goo Sleepytime Baby Swing
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September 3, 2021Do Not Feed the Duck—You Will Only Enable Him
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January 30, 2020Wetzel’s Pretzels, You Will Not Be Spared From Our Millennial Bloodlust
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August 1, 2016Warning Signs Your Graduate Degree Abroad May Have Been a Mistake
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May 12, 2014Regarding Today’s Surgery
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April 11, 2011Beware of Bob
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April 16, 2008Classes My Top-Tier Law School Should Have Offered as Warnings About the Profession
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September 5, 2007Having Just Completed a Three-Week Throw-Intensive Judo Course, I Strongly Advise You Not to Fuck With Me
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July 12, 2006Warnings I’ve Tried to Sneak Into the Fine Print at the Bottom of Your TV Screen
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March 11, 2002Las Senales de Aviso de Un Ataque de Corazon
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday