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All posts tagged
weddings
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June 6, 2024I Was the Wedding Planner for the Guns N’ Roses “November Rain” Ceremony and Reception
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May 1, 2024Why You Must Listen to the Dune: Part Two Soundtrack at Your Uncle Tim’s Wedding
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February 26, 2024How to Give a Wedding Toast Without Annoying Hundreds of Hungry Guests
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December 27, 2023The Wedding Vows of Someone Marrying Their “Best Friend”
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July 6, 2023What Your Choice of Wedding Registry Gift Says About You
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June 20, 2023Sixteen Reasons Why I, a Victorian Woman with Various Troubles, RSVP’d “No” to Your Tropical Destination Wedding
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June 7, 2023FAQ for Choosing the Asteroid Option at Our Wedding Venue
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February 6, 2023Wedding Dress Codes Certain to Impress and Befuddle Your Guests
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April 13, 2022New York Times Wedding Announcements for People Who Are Broke
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December 16, 2021The Only Seven Phrases You Will Need on Your Wedding Day
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 13, 2025Don’t Let the Fact That I Only Criticize Democrats and Always Defend Trump Confuse You—I’m an Independent Centrist
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March 13, 2025Hero of the Memoir
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning