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All posts tagged
wife
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January 30, 2015I’m the Cool Wife In a Snack Dip Commercial
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June 11, 2009Aesop’s Wife’s Tales
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March 24, 2009Passive-Aggressive Compliments I Give to My Wife That Were Stolen From Prince Lyrics
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December 12, 2006Sestina: I’m Obsessed With My Wife
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October 21, 2004Excerpts From Dagwood Bumstead’s Intervention
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February 23, 1999I Can Get My Pants Off Quickly Because They Are Loose-Fitting and I Am Not Wearing Shoes
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally