Internet Tendency

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All posts tagged

wife

January 30, 2015

I’m the Cool Wife In a Snack Dip Commercial

by Mike Lacher
June 11, 2009

Aesop’s Wife’s Tales

by Doug Lieblich
March 24, 2009

Passive-Aggressive Compliments I Give to My Wife That Were Stolen From Prince Lyrics

by Julia McCloy and Doug Campbell
December 12, 2006

Sestina: I’m Obsessed With My Wife

by Nicole Steinberg
October 21, 2004

Excerpts From Dagwood Bumstead’s Intervention

by John Moe
February 23, 1999

I Can Get My Pants Off Quickly Because They Are Loose-Fitting and I Am Not Wearing Shoes

by Tim Rogers

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March 31, 2025

I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas

by Nancy Matson
April 17, 2025

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by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall
April 9, 2025

I Didn’t Think Things Would Get This Chaotic When We Elected President Donkey Kong

by TJ Dawe

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April 21, 2025

I, For One, Feel Safer in the Death Star Knowing Grand Moff Tarkin Leaked Its Blueprints to His Wife

by Hayley Igarashi Thomas
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Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 21, 2025

This Administration Isn’t Blatantly Breaking the Law Right Before Your Eyes—We’re Just Flirting with Breaking the Law

by Talia Argondezzi
April 18, 2025

The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ

by Amanda Lehr