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witches
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October 10, 2024The Topeka Witches Coven Answers Questions about the Upcoming Union Vote to Join the United Auto Workers
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May 7, 2020I Wish I Could Use This Time Spent Cursed By a Sea Witch to Be More Productive
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April 15, 2020Is it COVID-19, the Common Cold, or Are You Transforming into a Wild Beast After Crossing Paths with Circe, the Greek Goddess of Magic?
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January 30, 2020Look, I’m a Feminist, But Some of the Women In Our 17th-Century New England Village Are Definitely Witches
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April 9, 2019Witch Interrogation Guide/Perimenopause Quiz
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October 25, 2018Curses From a Millennial Witch
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September 17, 2018We Are 65 Witches Who Have Known Dorothy For Years and Were Never Killed By Her House
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June 20, 2018The Witch From “Hansel and Gretel” Decides to End Her Controversial Policy of Luring Children to Her Home and Eating Them
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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October 16, 2017A Fair Accusation of Sexual Harassment or a Witch Hunt?
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally