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1. OH LOOK, PEOPLE OF COLOR AS DIMENSIONLESS PLOT DEVICES

2. WHO THE FUCK SHOOTS HIMSELF NEXT TO A HORSE?

3. SOUTHERNERS DON’T TALK LIKE THAT. WHAT ARE THESE MOUTH SOUNDS, FRANCES?

4. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE DOESN’T GET ANY FUNNIER IF YOUR SECOND WIFE IS A DITZ

5. THAT SUICIDE NOTE SURE WAS LONG. ALSO? A LITTLE PERVY

6. DEUS EX MACHINA RIPPING SHARTS OVER HERE MIGHT WANNA CLEAN THAT UP

7. SOMEHOW THAT N-BOMB DOESN’T FEEL “EDGY” TO ME

8. NOT SURE BRUTALLY RACIST COPS DESERVE REDEMPTIVE STORYLINES

9. AAAAND HE JUST BROKE THAT KID’S FACE

10. THE CRYING LADY IS AUSTRALIAN. GUESS THAT SHIT’S GONNA GO UNEXPLAINED

11. IN BRUGES ALSO SUCKED, THERE I SAID IT

12. WOW, THIS WHOLE SUBPLOT IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT LITTLE PEOPLE

13. THE DEER IS CGI? YOU FILMED ON LOCATION. LOOK AROUND, CITY BOY, FUCKTON OF ACTUAL DEER

14. THAT’S NOT HOW DNA EVIDENCE COLLECTION WORKS

15. I MEAN, IT’S OSCAR-NOMINATED SO DESPITE ITS BIGOTRY/MISOGYNY/GAPING PLOT HOLES MAYBE IT DOES MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT THE COLLATERAL DAMAGE OF TRAUMA… WAIT WHAT, THAT’S NOT EVEN THE RAPIST… THEN WHY DID HE GO IN THE CANDLE SHOP? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???