1. Briefly
2. Faintly
3. Infrequently
4. Nutshelled
5. Elevator-pitched
6. Sans detail
7. Without gusto
8. From inside Earth’s inner core
9. As we’re both sprinting in opposite directions
10. Expressed through Bhangra (Punjabi folk dance)
11. While gargling a liter of Belgian lambic
12. While friends prop up my limp body Weekend at Bernie’s-style
13. Spoken through the vents above the crawlspace I’m hiding in
14. Via Skype, on a laptop that’s not online
15. Perched high in the tree I’m currently chainsawing
16. Whispered from across the room at a Merzbow show
17. Through a muzzle while being wheeled around Hannibal Lecter-style
18. Bedside at the hospital as I’m recovering from ear-removal surgery
19. Using a voice modulator that sounds like Jennifer Tilly
20. Never-ish