af = as fuck
anb = as never before
aisi = as it sinks in
asot = as seen on Twitter
aavt = as a vengeful toddler
aarowosw = as a rusty old wad of steel wool
aarsbwbe = as a rancid sausage ball with bloodshot eyes
aadgoaw = as a drunk giraffe on a waterslide
aatfohaad = as a trolley full of Hitlers arguing about directions
aaflohiah = as a fresh-baked loaf of hell in a handbasket
atakwahi = as though anyone knows what a handbasket is
asahp = as soon as humanly possible