Actual Names of Racers in the United States Lawnmower Racing Association

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Geronimow
Sodzilla
Mr. Mowjangles
Prograsstinator
Turfinator
Hedge Hog
Lawn Ranger
Garden Gangster
Ace of Blades
Blades of Thunder
Mowdacious
Mowron
Mowertician
Blade Runner
Weedy Gonzales

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