Red wine and bitterly fighting with depression
Beer and throwing punches at the sports arena
Protein shakes and feeling the burn
Heroin and overdosing on the couch
Cocaine and hunching over a public toilet
Ham sandwiches and sitting in the park
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Red wine and bitterly fighting with depression
Beer and throwing punches at the sports arena
Protein shakes and feeling the burn
Heroin and overdosing on the couch
Cocaine and hunching over a public toilet
Ham sandwiches and sitting in the park