Comparative Local Weather
Intro to the Fact That the Electricity Does Not Go Out in Manhattan Each Time it Rains
Quant Analysis of Hail Size (Volume as a Function of Hypothetical Sports Balls)
History Discussion Seminar: We Will Get Their Weather, Just Wait Three Days
Philosophy: What Happened to Spring? (course now cross-listed with Poetry Department under: “And Now It’s Like 80 Degrees Already”)
Advanced Seminar: Rain Really Does Not Make Power Go Out in New York City So Please Stop Asking
The Sociological Irrelevance of Tornado Warnings 2400 Miles Away
Big Data & You: Flight Cancelation Probabilities in Relation to “Huge Storms” Mom Just Heard About
International Relations: Foreign Countries are Inhabitable Even If They Once Experienced a Tsunami
Masters Thesis: It Doesn’t Matter What Goddamn Brian Williams Said; Rain Does Not Result in “Downed Power Lines” in Midtown and We Do Not Need to Have Flashlights Ready
Biology: No One is Getting Pregnant Anytime Soon