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April 25, 2025The U.S. Government’s Follow-Up Text to Barnard College Employees
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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April 25, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: 16
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April 25, 2025I Am the Servant in the Beast’s Castle Who Was Turned into a Chamberpot, and Nobody Ever Asks Me to Sing
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April 24, 2025A Disillusioned Urban Planning Glossary
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April 24, 2025Reviews of New Food: Sunshine La Croix
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April 24, 2025From the Diary of a Human Jean Valjean Trapped Inside an Upcoming Les Miserables Muppet Movie
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April 23, 2025I Love You More Than Anything, but I Would Rather Die Than Talk to You on the Phone
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April 23, 2025Childcare Options You Can Afford with the Child Tax Credit
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April 22, 2025Frat Party University Will Not Comply with the Trump Administration’s Demands
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April 22, 2025We’re Eliminating All Urban Tree Plantings Because Trees Are DEI
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April 22, 2025An Excerpt from Rachel Deutsch’s Graphic Memoir The Mother