Alexis Texas ($57.12)
Hennessey Tennessee ($32.86)
Babushka Nebraska ($475.12; her fan base is in the Ukraine)
Louise Louisiana (a small bucket of chum)
Marianne Massachusetts (a lock of Brad Delp’s hair)
Björk New York (a fluorescent blouse featuring a swan)
Sophia Ohio (a nice dinner with the in-laws where your father-in-law picks up the check but asks you to leave the tip as a gesture)
Hillary Illinois (a small donation to her campaign for junior-class treasurer at Piedmont High)
Kansas Couric (a decent story for her school newspaper about a local supermarket that refuses to offer a choice between paper and plastic)
Winnie Wyoming (a 12-inch LP record from one of the Judds, it doesn’t matter which one, but Naomi is preferred)
Mame Maine (a large hat with excessive plumage)
Adriana Indiana (your opinion on a matter of local politics, along with an egg roll)