“Tangled Up in Goo”
Early one morning the sun was shining
I was laying in dread
Wondering if she’d changed at all
If she still was undead
Her folks they said our lives together
Sure was going to be rough
They never did like Mama’s thirst for brains
Papa’s kill count wasn’t big enough
And I was limping by the side of the road
Blood dripping on my shoes
Heading out for the zombie zone
Lord knows I’ve stabbed some dudes
Stumbling through
Tangled up in goo
She was buried when we first met
Soon to be exhumed
I helped her out of a crypt, I guess
Though she was partially consumed
We drove that car as far as we could
Abandoned it out West
Split some skulls on a dark sad night
Both agreeing lungs taste best
She turned around to look at me
As I was backing away
I heard her moan over her shoulder
“We’ll eat our friends someday
On a barbecue
Mangled up and chewed”
“Simple Fist as Bait”
They stalked zombies in the park
As the evening sky grew dark
She looked at him just like a shark
As if she’d gnaw his bones
For his guts she had a jones
And he wished he could placate
With something more than a simple fist as bait
“You’re a Dead Girl Now”
Our confrontation was short and sweet
You nearly swept me off-a my feet
But I bit your back in the rain,
OWWWWWW!
And I chomped on your dry hand
You made great zombie chow
You’re a dead girl now
“You’re Gonna Make Me Gruesome When You Go”
I’ve seen the undead go by my door
They’ve never been this close before
Never walked so lazy or so slow
I’ve been shooting in the dark too long
Oops, here they come, the zombie throng
You’re gonna make me gruesome when you go
You’re gonna make me wonder what I’m chewin’
Noshin’ fresh behinds without you
You’re gonna make me wonder who I’m slayin’
You’re gonna make me cook myself a yummy human stew
I’ll slay the infected in Honolulu
They’ve run amok in Ashtabula
You’re gonna try to bite me now, I know
But I’ll see you in this thigh I love
Found severed in my neighbor’s tub
You’re gonna make me gruesome when you go
“Eat Me in the Morning”
Eat me in the morning, eat my flesh with tartar sauce
Eat me in the morning, eat my flesh with tartar sauce
Honey, you could eat my pancreas
You won’t even need to floss
“Lily, Rosemary and a Stack of Hearts”
The feeding frenzy was over and the undead were out howling at the falls
The village was all quiet now except for zombies clawing at the walls
The cars had been abandoned and the power grid shut down
Anyone armed and still alive had already left town
He was shuffling in the doorway, drooling at a stack of hearts
“Shelter from the Swarm”
‘Twas in this darkest timeline
One of walking dead
When the only way to save yourself
Was a shot straight to the head
I scrambled through the wilderness
From fiends no longer warm
“Come in,” she screamed, "I’ll give ya
Shelter from the swarm"
“Buckets of Brains”
Buckets of brains
Buckets of ears
Got all them buckets with a couple of spears
Buckets of new spleens in my hand
You got all the colons
Honey baby, I can stand
I like your smile
And your fingertips
I’d like to nibble on your big ol’ hips
I like the cruel way you look at me
Everything about you would be tasty smoked with hickory