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Ross Murray
Ross Murray lives and writes on the Canada-U.S. border in Stanstead, Quebec. In addition to three collections of humor and two plays, he has published two novels, the most recent of which is called Smileyville. You can read his work at Drinking Tips For Teens.
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April 23, 2024In Retrospect, Hiring Macbeth as Our Tinned Soup Ambassador Was a Bad Idea
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March 29, 2024God Leaves a Voice Message for Jesus on Holy Saturday
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March 15, 2024Dashiell Hammett’s Saint Patrick and the Case of the Emerald Asp
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January 23, 2024I Am the Balance on Your Gift Card, Unknowable, Eternal
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September 13, 2023Lauren Boebert Gets Kicked Out of the Musical “Beetlejuice”: The Musical
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April 15, 2022Jesus’s Tomb Diary
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July 1, 2021FAQ: Canada
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May 24, 2021Bob Dylan’s Zombie Blood on the Tracks
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April 23, 2021AITA For Not Wanting to Be Seen with My Donkey-Headed Boyfriend?
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March 2, 2021Christopher CrossFit FAQs
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January 12, 2021Haruki Murakami’s Fairy Tales
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