Interested: Whose car do you think is faster, yours or mine?
Not Interested: I have no idea.
Interested: Well, okay, what kind of car do you drive?
Not Interested: A 1988 Honda Accord.
Interested: That car is a big piece of shit!
Not Interested: That is what I can afford.
Interested: So, it is still a big piece of shit.
Not Interested: Well, it works.
Interested: Works like a big piece of shit works.
Not Interested: What does that even mean?
[Long pause.]
Interested: You know what kind of car I drive?
Not Interested: No.
Interested: A 1999 Ford Mustang. Ford, baby! Ford.
Not Interested: Is that a good car?
Interested: Damn right it’s a good car.
Not Interested: I see.
Interested: Does your car go fast?
Not Interested: It goes however fast I make it go. Generally around forty miles an hour I guess.
Interested: Fuck that! My car goes 140 miles per hour. 140, baby! 140. That is one hundred more than yours goes.
Not Interested: Right.
[Long pause.]
Interested: I am thinking about getting some nitrous.
Not Interested: Some what?
Interested: Make my Mustang go like forty miles per hour faster. If I want it to.
Interested: Do you drive many places at 180 miles per hour?
[Long pause.]
Interested: Who do you think is taller, you or me?
Not Interested: I really have no idea.
Interested: I bet I am taller than you.
Not Interested: You’re probably right.
Interested: You know how tall I am?
Not Interested: [Sighing] I don’t know, five-ten, five-eleven?
Interested: More like six-one. I’m six-one, baby! Six-one.
Not interested: Okay.
Interested: How tall are you?
Not Interested: Five-nine or so.
Interested: That is what I thought.
Not Interested: You thought I was five-nine?
Interested: I don’t know. All I know is I am three inches taller than you, baby.
Not Interested: Right.