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All posts tagged
cars
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January 10, 2025Massachusetts Road Signs
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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May 24, 2024I Am the Only Person on the Fury Road Who Still Drives a Sensible Car
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May 1, 2024We’re Raising Your Auto Insurance Because You Insist on Driving Your Car
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February 2, 2024An Open Letter to the Driving Examiner Who Flunked My Kid
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January 2, 2024You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
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December 8, 2023Saying Yes to Every Add-On at Jiffy Lube
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October 12, 2023For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Walk Across This Crosswalk
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September 5, 2023Our Self-Driving Cars Will Save Countless Lives, But They Will Kill Some of You First
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June 12, 2023Our RV Has a Kitchen, Bedroom, Bathroom, and Plenty of Space for Our Seven Children
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner