Holy Matrimony

Gay nuptials :: Straight weddings :: Saved By the Bell in Las Vegas: Zach and Kelly tie the knot

On Posture

Lean In (Sheryl Sandberg) :: “Lean Back” (Fat Joe) :: “Stand up straight” (Dr. Bob, my chiropractor)

Social

Quitting Facebook :: Starting Friendster :: Passing notes

Prospects

Swipe right, swipe left :: Laundromats, allegedly :: Crosstown high school dance

Sexy Alone Time

PornHub :: Cinemax After Dark :: VHS tape of Schindler’s List (don’t ask)

Vagina Monologues

We’re expecting! :: Scheduling my “appointment” :: How to insert a tampon correctly

Practical Magic

Botox :: Brazilian :: Padded bra

OJ

Organic cold-pressed no pulp :: Add champagne :: “If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit”

Air Supply

Pranayama yoga :: Oxygen bar :: Breathing normally

Unpleasant Surprise

Erectile dysfunction :: Premature ejaculation :: What do you mean, it’s uncircumcised?

Winning Combo

Sexy divorcé/0 kids :: Musician/drug dealer :: License/car

Identifying Acronym

MFA :: BA :: AOL IM