AC/DC
Connotes power. Found on back of guitarist’s sister’s sewing machine.
Judas Priest
Band members actually former clergymen.
Foghat
Band wore cool special-effects hats equipped with dry ice that produced spooky “fog.”
Meat Loaf
Born with name.
The Police
Admired law-enforcement personnel.
The Talking Heads
“The Whining Heads” didn’t sound as cool.
Neil Young and Crazy Horse
You should have seen that fucking horse. Insane.
Carole King
Born with name.
Kiss
Band’s favorite sex act.