The Funny Cowboy Dance Hall of Fame

The Pointing and Laughing Hall of Fame

The Napping Hall of Fame

The Begging Hall of Fame

The Shortest Job Interviews Hall of Fame

The Pretending to Help Hall of Fame

The Getting Caught Looking at Breasts Hall of Fame

The Fake Yodeling Hall of Fame

The Holding a Hug a Little Too Long Hall of Fame

The Easily Hypnotized Hall of Fame

The Calling Someone to Come Look at Something But Then It’s Not There Anymore Hall of Fame

The Stumbling Down an Embankment Hall of Fame

The Smirking Hall of Fame

When a Cook is Cooking Something Adding a Pinch of Something to It Hall of Fame

The Looking Up at the Nighttime Sky and Saying Something Profound Hall of Fame

The Shrugging Hall of Fame

The Holding Up Two Fingers Like Devil Horns Behind Someone’s Head Hall of Fame

The Heckling Hall of Fame

The Playing Invisible Bongos Hall of Fame

The Pretending to Have a Heart Attack to Scare a Little Kid Hall of Fame

The Asking a Question After They Say “No More Questions” Hall of Fame

The Hoping for a Funny Ending But Not Getting One Hall of Fame

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Jack Handey’s latest book is
Squeaky Poems: Rhymes About My Rat,
available at JackHandey.com.