Items Claimed Through an Expense Account for a Philosopher of Some Distinction

1 x Trolley Repair Kit

2 x Caving trip Insurance

5 x Occam’s Razor Blades

1 x Veil of Ignorance

2 x Charioteering sandals (and horse food)

1 x A Room of One’s Own

1 x Meditation kit

10 x Being

10 x Nothingness

1 x Hammer

1 x Very Special Pineal Gland tonic

1 x The Object

1 x Cat (plus box)

50 x Guide for the Perplexed

4 x Ticket to the 2015 Language Games