Two goats at the end of Ramadan
Three doves at a Black Sabbath concert
The second season of True Detective
Adam Sandler’s Pixels (subject to approval from Congress)
The final scene of Mad Men. Revoked once the cultural reference was explained
My freshman year Beatles bowl haircut
My mustache circa 2000-2004
Rebecca Dawes’s taste in men. I literally spent years offering nothing but heartfelt support and affection. She even said I made her laugh! I did everything right, but she never once gave us a chance