List of Names of People I Actually Know That Could Very Easily Be Porn Star Names, Excluding the Last One, As I Do Not Actually Know That Person

McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.

1) Paula Esther
2) John Thomas
3) Vinnie Imlong
4) V.D. Burns (Vernon Dale Burns)
5) Avon and Bevon (twins)
6) Skip Colombo
7) Viva Stowell
8) Homa Zomaroidian
9) Vinnie Vinci
10) Kitty Dukakis

Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron.

Become a patron

Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Substack

Trending 🔥

November 8, 2024

Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe

by Amanda Lehr
November 6, 2024

Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad

by Carlos Greaves
November 6, 2024

I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate

by Devorah Blachor
November 8, 2024

Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires

by Eli Grober

Recently

November 21, 2024

Linda McMahon Is Ready to Pile-Drive the Department of Education

by Riane Konc
November 20, 2024

The Sirens Are Unionizing

by Andrew Patrick Clark
November 20, 2024

Is It a Red Flag?: Romeo and Juliet Edition

by Amy Greenlee
November 19, 2024

The Story of the First No-Nut November

by Pat Cassels

McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

List of Names of People I Actually Know That Could Very Easily Be Porn Star Names, Excluding the Last One, As I Do Not Actually Know That Person

by Elizabeth Miller

Movies You Probably Won’t Be Seeing Anytime Soon: Titles and Loglines From Screenplays That Didn’t Win Project Greenlight

Actual First Names of People Who Have Recently Worked in the Romance Department at Harvard University

Suggested Reads

Trending 🔥

Recently