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1. Abraco
2. Mud
3. Bark
4. Chert
5. Nectar
6. Birch
7. Saplings
8. Flame
9. Fika

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Manhattan Coffee Shop: 1, 5, 9
Building Material: 3, 4, 7
Both: 2, 6, 8

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