A poly-cotton blend
A decadent, plum-colored silk
Iridescent chiffon
Bedazzled denim
A fistful of plastic confetti
Beech wood, the wood of a beech tree
Beach wood, wood washed up on a beach
Any wood, really: pine, oak, maple, sycamore
Linoleum
Aluminum
A good, sturdy piece of rope
Leather
That stuff that makes glow sticks glow
Whatever crazy space-age material the Original Shamwow™ is made of
Red dye #40
Bleach
Linen
Some ancient-ass terra cotta
Stainless steel
Plexiglas
Uranium
Copper
Burlap
Radium
Asbestos
Cement
Papier-mâché
100% pure petroleum jelly
Sand