Text message commentary on the rumored union of Franklin Middle School 8th graders Michael Holly and Hannah Atkinson, and a mnemonic for the women Tiger Woods is alleged to have slept with (Mindy Lawton, Holly Sampson, Jamie Jungers, Kalika Moquin, Cori Rist, Rachel Uchitel, Jamie Grubbs, Elin Woods).
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