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8th-grade

August 18, 2010

Narrative in Eighth Grade Spanish in the Style of Federico García Lorca

by Sean Walsh
January 6, 2010

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Mike likes hannah!! SOOOO JEALOUS!!!!!! J/K mikes creepy & rude. R U joking? gross. EEE-WWWW!!!!!!!!”

by Kent Woodyard
May 25, 2004

An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Long-Term Substitute Science Teacher

by Karen Schmidt

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