Following your bliss
Eavesdropping on your enthusiasm
Calling your common sense and hanging up, repeatedly
Secretly reading your morality’s e-mail
Driving by your sense-of-humor’s house at 2am
“Bumping into” your self-confidence at the store
Leaving unsigned notes on your grief’s car while it is at work
Writing long “laying my cards on the table”-type letters to your anger, and then tearing them up
Spreading rumors about your sympathy
Calling the police and reporting your curiosity for animal abuse