The Utilities Are Too Damn Expensive Party
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The Form Of Public Transportation I Must Take Every Day To My Job Is Too Damn Unreliable Party
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The Tax Dollars Being Funneled Into Public Education Are Too Damn Few Party
The Children Are Too Damn Obese Party
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The War Is Too Damn Protracted Party
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The Unemployment Rate Is Too Damn Unacceptable Party
The Current Economic Landscape Is Too Damn Unsustainable Party
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The Globe Is Too Damn Warm Party
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