1. If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
by SHANNON REED
2. New Erotica for Feminists
by CAITLIN KUNKEL, BROOKE PRESTON, FIONA TAYLOR, and CARRIE WITTMER
3. 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself
by ISABELLA GIOVANNINI
4. Toddler Feelings Helpline
by SARA GIVEN
5. More Appropriate White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner Jokes for 2019
by TEDDY WAYNE
6. I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
by WENDI AARONS
7. Nihilist Dad Jokes
by ALEX BAIA
8. I, Too, Grew Up In the Crime-Ridden Streets of Bethesda, Maryland
by JESSICA M. GOLDSTEIN
9. Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
by DEVORAH BLACHOR
10. What Your Myers-Briggs Type Says About Whether You’ll Take the Myers-Briggs Test
by ALEX BAIA and ERICA LIES
11. A Guide to Midwestern Conversation
by TAYLOR KAY PHILLIPS
12. FAQ: Your New Cursed Instant Pot
by ROSS WOLINSKY
13. Excuse Me While I Teach Your Child, But First I Must…
by STEFANI BOUTELIER
14. If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder
by SARA CHEVALLIER
15. I Am Eric Trump. My Family Won’t Let Me Talk Because I Am an Anarcho-Feminist Committed to Kurdish Liberation
by DAVID BRADLEY ISENBERG
16. Sensible Hairstyles for Women Over 50
by LAURA WINTHER GALAVIZ
17. I Am Part of the Resistance Inside Nyarlathotep’s Death Cult
by ANDREW PAUL
18. I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes
by HOMA MOJTABAI