Thanks to all our readers, writers, and supporters for sticking with us this year. Onward to 2022!
1. OH MY FUCKING GOD, GET THE FUCKING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FUCKS
by Wendy Molyneux
2. ARE YOU ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE SIMONE BILES?: A DECISION TREE
by Carlos Greaves
3. A TYPICAL FRIDAY IN OREGON, AS IMAGINED BY MY EAST COAST FRIENDS
by Gracie Beaver-Kairis
4. I’M A SHORT AFTERNOON WALK AND YOU’RE PUTTING WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON ME
by Emily Delaney
5. VACCINE SIDE EFFECT, OR HAVE YOU JUST BEEN ALIVE FOR 40 YEARS?
by Talia Argondezzi
6. THE TERRIBLE THINGS I HAVE SAID AND DONE MY ENTIRE LIFE, AND RIGHT UP UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO, DO NOT REPRESENT ME AS A PERSON
by Eli Grober
7. I AM THE DESIGNER OF THIS RESTAURANT’S OUTDOOR SEATING SPACE, AND THIS IS MY ARTIST’S STATEMENT
by Simon Henriques
8. THE UX ON THIS SMALL CHILD IS TERRIBLE
by Leslie Ylinen
9. FAQ FOR RUSHING DELTA DELTA VARIANT
by Sara K. Runnels
10. WHAT YOUR FAVORITE ’90S ROCK BAND SAYS ABOUT THE TYPE OF BORED SUBURBAN DAD YOU ARE TODAY
by Jared Bilski and Talia Argondezzi
11. A SHORT QUIZ FOR MY STUDENTS IN LIEU OF ASKING ABOUT THEIR VACCINE STATUS OR REQUESTING THAT THEY WEAR MASKS
by Victor Ray
12. THIS IS YOUR KID’S SCHOOL AND EVEN THOUGH THE EMERGENCY CONTACT FORM LISTS YOUR HUSBAND, WE NEED YOU, THE MOM
by Kristin W. Vogan
13. WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS, I WILL NOT PICK THE RESTAURANT
by Joanna Borns
14. A JEOPARDY! BOARD FOR DETERMINING WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXT HOST OF JEOPARDY!
by Carlos Greaves
15. AN FAQ ABOUT YOUR NEW BIRTH CONTROL: THE MUSIC OF RUSH
by Leslie Ylinen
16. HOW I SAVED ENOUGH TO BUY A HOUSE WITH MY PARENTS’ MONEY
by Eli Grober
17. I AM A DISAPPOINTED BIDEN VOTER WHO WAS TOLD HE’D IMMEDIATELY IMPLEMENT COMMUNIST RULE
by Chandler Dean
18. GOOD PARENTS CAPITALIZE ON THEIR INDIVIDUAL STRENGTHS. MY WIFE’S IS SEEING TO OUR KIDS’ EVERY NEED, AND MINE IS ROUGHHOUSING
by Ryan C. Martin
19. WAKE UP, SAILORS, SCURVY IS A HOAX
by Kathryn Baecht
20. HELLO, WE USED TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND NOW I’M A TOXIC PRESENCE ON YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA FEEDS
by TJ Dawe
21. JOB POSTING: ASSISTANT PROFESSOR OF ROBOTICS AND ANIMAL HUSBANDRY WITH A SPECIALIZATION IN DANCE
by Kate Brennan