1. I DON’T HATE WOMEN CANDIDATES — I JUST HATED HILLARY AND COINCIDENTALLY I’M STARTING TO HATE ELIZABETH WARREN
by Devorah Blachor

2. JON SNOW EMAILS 23ANDME ABOUT HIS DNA RESULTS
by Thomas Towell

3. I DON’T THINK A WOMAN IS ELECTABLE IN 2020 BECAUSE LAST TIME AROUND THE FEMALE NOMINEE ONLY GOT THREE MILLION MORE VOTES THAN HER OPPONENT
by Tom Smythe

4. MY THREE-MONTH-OLD’S GUIDE TO SLEEP TRAINING YOUR PARENTS
by C.L. Mah

5. 16 SURPRISING WAYS TO INJURE YOURSELF WHEN YOU’RE OVER 40
by Liz Alterman

6. A STATEMENT FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA REGARDING THE COLLEGE ADMISSIONS BRIBERY SCANDAL
by Jessica M. Goldstein

7. THE BATTLE AT JOHN F. KENNEDY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, 1776
by Lauren Tousignant

8. IF YOU CALL ME A “BOOMER” YOU ARE COMMITTING A HATE CRIME
by Bob Vulfov

9. CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED HORROR FILM OF THE 2010s OR YOUR PH.D. PROGRAM?
by Erika Vause

10. I DON’T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE IN THIS IMPEACHMENT HEARING
by Devorah Blachor

11. HELLO, I’LL BE YOUR TODDLER TOUR GUIDE FOR THIS TRIP OUT THE FRONT DOOR
by Elizabeth Preston

12. ATTENDING BURNING MAN OR PARENTING A TODDLER
by Anna Hecker

13. A PRESCHOOLER’S GUIDE TO MANAGING YOUR PERSONAL ASSISTANT
by Shannon J. Curtin

14. EVERY NIMBY’S SPEECH AT A PUBLIC HEARING
by Chas Gillespie

15. I AM ‘WHY DO I NEED VENMO?’ YEARS OLD
by Ali Solomon and Janine Annett

16. WE CAN’T IMPEACH ONE OF THE MOST UNPOPULAR AND CORRUPT PRESIDENTS EVER AND RISK ALIENATING THE RACIST VOTERS WHO’D NEVER VOTE FOR US ANYWAY
by Bob Vulfov

17. HONEST ACADEMIC JOB POSTINGS
by Ryan Weber

18. PROFESSOR MINERVA McGONAGALL’S LETTER TO THE TENURE COMMITTEE
by Alyse Knorr

19. I SUPPORT STRONG WOMEN OF COLOR UNLESS THEY ARE POLITICALLY TO MY LEFT
by Matthew Brian Cohen