Robin Williams, wearing a Hawaiian shirt still wet with the sweat of an HBO special (top three buttons undone)
Benny Hill’s bald sidekick
Anna Nicole Smith
Rich Little doing Paul Lynde doing Bob Crachit
Garth Brooks doing Chris Gaines (i.e., Garth Brooks plus soul patch)
Billy Banks doing it double-time
The guy with the boils from Dune, with the lights on
Lara Flynn Boyle, with the lights off
Gymnast Kerri Strug
The “Spitting Image” Phil Collins puppet
Wild at Heart Willem Dafoe
True Romance Gary Oldman
Island of Dr. Moreau Marlon Brando (plus mini sidekick)
Fight Club Meatloaf
“Paradise by the Dashboard Light” Meatloaf
“Icon of drug use and eroticism” Rick James
“Clean and loving it” Rick James
Paul Reiser, in the impossibly high-waisted pants
Shel Silverstein, in the “sexy pirate with dirty feet” shot from the back cover of Where the Sidewalk Ends
David Lee Roth, 1998 version, in tight, tight stonewashed overalls, one shoulder purposely unsnapped
Captain Lou Albano, with the face rubber bands
Prince, all strawberry scented and duct-taped to the ceiling
Mike AND the Mechanics
Bruce Hornsby AND the Range
The Traveling Wilburys
Matt Damon’s teeth
Gerard Depardieu’s nose
Maria Shriver’s jaw
Dick Van Patten