1. A public bathroom
2. The back of a classroom
3. The Georgia Dome on the fifty-yard line while the Dirty Birds kick for t’ree
4. FedEx Kinko’s
5. In the sun
6. In the shade
7. On top of an Escalade
8. The Tim Horton’s in Penn Station
9. The White House
10. A library, on top of books
11. A coat closet in Colonial Williamsburg
12. On stage at the Ludacris concert
Places I’ve Cried: 4, 8, 11
Places Ludacris Has Had Sex: 3, 5, 7, 9, 12
Both: 1, 2, 10, 6