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All posts tagged
rap
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August 24, 2015Kanye West Lyrics and Their Meanings for Parents of Small Children
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September 20, 2013Martha Stewart Paint Color or Macklemore Song?
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December 3, 2012I’m Delighted to Be an Extra in a Rap Video
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February 3, 2011Place I’ve Cried or Place Ludacris Claims He Had Sex in His Song “What’s Your Fantasy”?
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December 2, 2010Jehovah or J-Hova?
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June 10, 2010Rap Lyrics of the (17)90’s
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July 21, 2009“D.O.B. (Death of Baritone).”
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November 8, 2007Top Hip-Hop Acts of 18th-Century England
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October 19, 2007Possible Titles for Kanye West’s Next Album
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September 12, 2007I See No Other Option Than to Resign as Emily Dickinson’s Rap Battle Coach
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner