My Optometrist Recommended Bifocals Face
I Still Don’t Have A 401k Face
At Every Turn A Catastrophe Could Occur Face
I’ve Been Working At This Job How Long Face
I Call Them “Orthopedics” And Not “Kicks” Face
Existential Crisis Face
I’m Not Sure, But I Think Time Is Moving More Rapidly Now That I’m In My 40s Face
I’m In My 40s Face
This Is Actually My Crying Face — Same As My Sad Face — But With Salty Tears Face
I Just Ate Hot Dog On A Stick At The Mall Face
Sudden But Not Unexpected Wave Of Melancholy Face
It’s All So Clear To Me Now Face
I Was Born Like This Face
This Is Just My Default Face Face