“Shitty Wal-Mart Bookshelf”
“Shitty Wal-Mart Bookshelf (You Were Reasonably Cheap)”
“Shitty Wal-Mart Bookshelf (Get Into My Car Please)”
“Shitty Wal-Mart Bookshelf (As You Recline on My Apartment Floor)”
“Shitty Wal-Mart Bookshelf (Take Off All That Cardboard!)”
“Shitty Wal-Mart Bookshelf (Which One of These Is ‘Right Panel [Piece D]’?)”
“Shitty Wal-Mart Bookshelf (I Constructed You Myself)”
“Shitty Wal-Mart Bookshelf (I Seem to Have Screwed Up)”
“Shitty Wal-Mart Bookshelf (You Wobble)”
“Shitty Wal-Mart Bookshelf (And the Right and Left Panels Are Incorrectly Placed)”
“Shitty Wal-Mart Bookshelf (You’re All I Ever Need—Although I’ll Clearly Have to Keep the Majority of My Books Underneath My Bed, in Sturdy Plastic Storage Containers)”