SELECTIONS FROM CONDOLEEZZA RICE’S
TESTIMONY BEFORE THE 9/11 COMMISSION
THAT ARE PERHAPS EUPHEMISMS FOR
HAVING HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
“I followed up with Dick Clarke”
“We had a threat spike”
“Responding kind of tit-for-tat”
“The sinking of the Lusitania”
“Harden cockpits”
“A very, very, very, very big uproar”
SELECTIONS FROM CONDOLEEZZA RICE’S
TESTIMONY BEFORE THE 9/11 COMMISSION
THAT SUGGEST SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION
“We did have a systemic problem.”
“The Predator has gotten hung up”
“Inadequate military options”
“President Bush’s leadership”
A SELECTION FROM CONDOLEEZZA RICE’S
TESTIMONY BEFORE THE 9/11 COMMISSION
THAT I, PERSONALLY, HAVE NEVER HEARD
FOLLOWING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
“Thank you”