SELECTIONS FROM CONDOLEEZZA RICE’S
TESTIMONY BEFORE THE 9/11 COMMISSION
THAT ARE PERHAPS EUPHEMISMS FOR
HAVING HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

“I followed up with Dick Clarke”

“We had a threat spike”

“Responding kind of tit-for-tat”

“The sinking of the Lusitania”

“Harden cockpits”

“A very, very, very, very big uproar”

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SELECTIONS FROM CONDOLEEZZA RICE’S
TESTIMONY BEFORE THE 9/11 COMMISSION
THAT SUGGEST SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION

“We did have a systemic problem.”

“The Predator has gotten hung up”

“Inadequate military options”

“President Bush’s leadership”

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A SELECTION FROM CONDOLEEZZA RICE’S
TESTIMONY BEFORE THE 9/11 COMMISSION
THAT I, PERSONALLY, HAVE NEVER HEARD
FOLLOWING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

“Thank you”