These shoes are trendy, not gay.
I won’t go completely bald.
I think a green lightning tattoo on my hip would look trendy, not gay.
At least your sister likes me.
I didn’t get drunk; that wine was bad. It’s like food-poisoning, but with wine.
My Green Lantern ring is awesome.
I can speak French.
Maybe you can’t have them at all.
I could hold my own in a fight, if I had to.
Playing video games is really creative.
I don’t know why people always assume I’m gay.
I’m joining the Peace Corps so I can help others. I’m not running away from anything.
We can still be friends.